But there’s something rotten at the bottom.
No creature dare go right down there.
It’s purple and green.
It’s nasty and mean.
It’s favourite treat is children to eat,
with a chomp and a slurp,
a gargantuan burp
and a grin so wide you could fall right inside.
It’s worse than any snake or bug,
It’s Kamakan, the Vampire Slug.
Oh not Kamakan!!
That slimy, stinking, rotten fellow
with evil eyes and fangs all yellow,
a stomach a big he could swallow a pig
and it would be just like I had eaten a fly.
Yes the favourite feast for this ravenous beast
is tender and sweet kiddies to eat.
It didn’t matter a jot to him
if they were too fat or a tad too thin,
he’d gobble them down in two seconds flat
and that would be the end of that!
And what indeed was the terrible plan
Of fat old fiendish Kamakan?
To fly around the world stealing kiddies of course,
then boil them all up in a hot squiddie sauce
with earwigs and maggots and termites aplenty
and slurp from the pot till it was totally empty.
That’s the dastardly plot that this villain was scheming
high in the sky above Jonni Jones’ ceiling.
His black wings unfurled against the full moon,
he soared through darkness and into the gloom.
Sweeping around, watching and thinking.
When he suddenly spied a telescope blinking.
Kamakan’s mouth formed a hideous smile.
It dribbled a trail as long as a mile
of green slimey dribble with flies in the middle
which rained down on cars and restaurants and bars,
burning through bricks with its terrible heat,
making its way towards Mortimer Street.
Jonni gazed through his telescope up at the skies.
His face was awash with fear and surprise.
As he watched the black shape getting bigger and nearer,
poor Jonni’s tummy has never felt queerer.
It jiggled and joggled and told him to run,
it said, ‘Trouble’s here Jonni, shout for your mum.’
But Jonni was frozen with fear so he couldn’t.
He stayed where he was though he knew that he shouldn’t.
Then a huge ugly face appeared in his scope.
a big yellow eye full of evil and hope
fixed upon Jonni alone in his attic,
a little boy frightened, standing totally static…….